Fortune Cookie?

Here's a little passage that I got in one of my fortune cookies recently:

"Think before sharing with others."

Whoa, fortune cookie is upset. Maybe fortune cookie was stiffed and now doesn't trust people anymore. That's like one of the most screwed up one's I've received.

So yeah, heed fortune cookie's words, don't share with just anyone, screw those people. Be greedy about your sharing, only share to the cool people.