Daily Mitch-ism

"I bought a house, it's a two-bedroom house. But I think it's up to me how many bedrooms there are, don't you? F*ck you, real estate lady, this bedroom has an oven in it. This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is over in that guy's house. 'Sir, you've got one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it!'"