Aw, I just got proposed to...

MY DEAR Christine,

I AM MAN OF 39 YEARS OLD FROM RUP. OF COTE D'IVOIRE RESIDING IN
ABIDJAN,COTE D'IVOIRE IN WEST AFRICA. I WISH TO HAVE YOU AS MY
WIFE BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN YOUR
PICTURE AND I LIKE YOU AND LOVE YOU, MY TELEPHONE NUMBER IS
0022507983819 AS THIS IS MY PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER. EXPECTING
YOUR URGENT MAIL
AND TELEPHONE CALL.

BEST REGARDS,
KENNETH ANONYE
++22507983819
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That's it, I'm going to hop the next plane to Africa, screw you guys in the UK!